The Escape Hatch

Latest Article: I Hate Travel

Specifically, I hate air travel. Even more specifically: I don’t mind flying, but I f#@king hate airports. I hate the lines. I hate the process. I hate the way airlines board you onto planes with no logic or thought to where people are seated. I hate the overblown security theater. Sure, you can pay for TSA Pre-Check, and that’s great if you’re flying domestic. However, even that’s not the blessing it used to be, since everyone in the US has it now. And God forbid you have an early morning flight and the TSA lines aren’t open yet…

(READ MORE OF MY UNHINGED DIATRIBE HERE)

Travel isn’t just funny stories, great food, and awe-inspiring scenery. It’s the little things that you have to figure out along the way, such as how not to miss your bus in Peru, how many days in advance you need to get that Brazilian visa, or whether or not  you should reconsider walking four hours to that waterfall in Ecuador. Have fun traveling vicariously with me, and feel free to have a laugh at my expense!

South America, 2018-2019

Namibia, 2023

Aruba, 2022

Guatemala, 2018

Israel & Jordan, 2017

Oaxaca, Mexico, 2016

Morocco, 2015

Iceland, 2015